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The golden sun rays float through the window as a maid pulled back the curtains and tied them back. Another older maid went over to the canopy bed and pulls back the the bed curtains to address her Mistress. "Lady Maurelington, it is time to wake up now." The young woman burrowed her face into her silk pillow. "Mmmm..." The old maid chuckled as she uncovered her Mistress. "Ready for your breakfast?" Catherine Maurelington let out a small yawn and rubbed the sleep from her eyes. "Yes, Winifred. What am I having?" "Two soft boiled eggs, toast with blueberry or strawberry jam, sliced apple with pineapple, sausages, and milk." Catherine nodded sleepily as she slung her feet over the side of her bed. "Sounds fine. I am in the mood for rose hip tea with honey. If you would serve me in my private library that would be nice." Winifred curtsied before making her exit. A few young maids went to caring for Lady Catherine. She sat in front of a fireplace to stay warm as one girl brushed her hair and the other holding up dresses for Catherine to choose from. "The cream dress with the maroon roses and the front ruffles looks nice for today. Thank you Emiline." Lady Catherine was twenty two years old and was the sole owner of Cole Brook Manor. A decent size estate along side the river in Erith. A short carriage ride to the library and close to her friend Agatha who lived in Wharf Side Mansion. After her two maids dressed her she made her way to her library. There on a small table in front of her deep red satin couch was her breakfast spread. She settled down on the couch situating her the skirt of her dress. She sipped on her tea for a moment then went about to eating her breakfast. "Kate. Kate! Hurry up and eat your breakfast! You have to be at the office in five minutes." Kate snapped out of her daydream to see her roommate Agatha rushing around the kitchen. Kate let out a sigh as she shoveled her yogurt into her mouth. She grabbed her things then made a mad dash out the door.
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Once there was a retired pirate so he decides to live with his brother.
The pirate walks up to his brothers house and knocks on the door and his brother answers the door and says, "Oh my gosh , what happened to your hand!?! "
The pirate said, "I lost it in a sword fight , but now I have a hook."
Then the brother said, "What about your leg?"
The pirate said, "A cannonball hit it , but now I have a peg leg ."
Then the brother said, "Well , what about your eye?"
The pirate said, "I got some dust in it ."
The brother said, "How could you lose your eye by just getting some dust in it?"
Then the pirate said, "It was my first day with my hook!"
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“Oh, six,” she said. “I could never eat twelve pieces!"
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